The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

I'm great. How are you?

I'm great. Good. No problems.

Have a good weekend? I didn't do anything. Like everybody, you? I'm great. Good. No problems. Have a good weekend?

I didn't do anything. Like everybody, right?

Well, yeah. No. I don't think...

I'm sitting there house and watch it snow.

Don't think you were supposed to feel guilty about that.

No, of course not.

That's the beauty.

Yeah.

Of these Arctic blasts or whatever the hell it is. I don't know what it is. It's cold. But you could watch football. That's what people did. Yeah, man. That was a tough Broncos game. Jesus Christ, man. It's like, you guys really know how to mess up a parlay. But, man, they know what they're doing. That's why. And I waited. I didn't, I mean, I put a little bit on that 5-5 and then, man, they know what they're doing. That's why. And I waited. I mean, I put a little bit on that 5-5, and then, man, on Saturday it's down to three and a half, and I put more on it then. Yeah. I was like, three and a half, come on. And then they missed two field goals. And then I'm like, what are we doing? And all of a sudden it's like a blizzard.

I figured it might snow.

I didn't think it would be snowing sideways. I didn't figure the offenses would just be like, well, let's just try not to score. I didn't consider that. I didn't think about that. And I was like, oh, it makes perfect sense. Not only does it make perfect sense. I'm sure it was forecasted to some extent. That much, though.

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