Monday, 08.28.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
It's good to get along with your neighbors but you don't want your neighbors to feel too comfortable chatting with you. It's a fine line. *A young couple tried having a baby for years but didn't have any luck. So, they went to get checked out and their doctor was shocked when she discovered the reason they'd been failing to conceive. *Some top guy in Spanish soccer is being asked to resign after he kissed a female player in celebration. Maybe he should get a job in Italy. Italian uproar over judge's 10-second groping rule - BBC News *Doomscrolling!!! Trump is svelte these days! He's a lean (and certainly mean) indictment fighting machine. Bob Barker got closest to 100 without going over. France has too much wine and I blame you. Come on people, start getting wine drunk again! MLB is rolling out new facial recognition for ticket holders' entry into stadiums and it looks pretty awesome. Florida wants to pass a law that only licensed drivers can operate golf carts. Booooo. Let the kids have some damn fun. *Steve Harvey, a comedian that you don't find funny, is "so pissed off". *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please remember to buy some sweet Mitra 9 products at www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. Don't be a bitch, follow us on twitch! You can find all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's easy to go all in when you're in Arlington, Virginia. |
| 0:05.1 | It's all right here in our distinctive neighborhoods, buzzing with activities and experiences. |
| 0:09.7 | There's global cuisine, local diverse culture, artworks around almost every corner, plus |
| 0:14.6 | historic sites, and memorials. |
| 0:16.8 | It's easy to get to by foot, bike share, or the metro. |
| 0:20.0 | Whether you're visiting for business or pleasure, plan to go all in when you're in Arlington. |
| 0:24.8 | Find out more at StayArlington.com |
| 0:30.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish |
| 0:39.0 | and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:41.6 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through |
| 0:46.3 | the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:54.2 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt |
| 1:01.4 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 1:05.1 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 1:12.6 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 1:17.8 | Yo! |
| 1:18.8 | Yo! |
| 1:19.8 | What's going on, kid? |
| 1:20.8 | How much? |
| 1:21.8 | How are you, sir? |
| 1:22.8 | All right, man. |
| 1:23.8 | What did you do? |
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