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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 06.17.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo finally comes clean about his mystery-marriage, but not in time to stop Slim from getting engaged. 

*A man is suing Apple for something that many of us have also fell victim to.

*If you get your ADD meds via a facetime "doctor" you found on Instagram, you might have a hard time getting your prescription next month. 

*Riders were stuck upside for 30 minutes on an amusement park ride in Oregon.

*The Surgeon General wants to put a warning label on social media platforms. 

*Bill Belichick's in love!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.6

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.4

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.4

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun.

0:48.0

Hey, yo.

0:50.0

Yo, I got a question for you okay shoot by the way we're in blue shirts I know so

0:57.1

stupid I think we really call each other but we honestly didn't it's it's it's odd I own like two blue shirts I never see you wear a

1:06.8

blue shirt last week it was that white what white on a random day and then

1:12.3

before that it was that off I don't know reddish color anyway

1:16.1

What's your question? Why do I keep

1:18.8

Stockey new trying to figure out what color shirt you're wearing? I don't mean to, I swear it's just coincidental.

1:26.3

Did you get engaged? I did. You asked your girlfriend to marry you? I did. When?

1:34.0

Uh, last Friday.

1:37.0

I mean, you know, over the weekend on Friday.

1:40.0

Friday night or something?

1:41.0

Yeah, Friday. I was, you know, I've been feeling motivated since you put the pressure on.

1:48.8

Put the pressure on how?

1:50.4

By getting married, by having suddenly showing up with a ring and then people like I can't believe that Lazle got married before

1:56.3

Slim proposed this is ridiculous. He's been they've been together for years. They've been living together for years and he saw hasn't proposed and Lazzo was already married to someone and I was

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