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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Hope you had a great weekend. Did anybody else catch Snowone's big interview? *Anybody else have a stack of home videos sitting in a closet somewhere that haven't been watched in years? Did anyone's parents or grandparents leave behind home video on tape reels? *What age were your kids when you thought they were the most fun and you had the most fun being a parent? Spencer is worried that his 5 year-old son's funnest days are about to be behind him. *Would you rather be 30% smarter or 90% better looking? Which decision would make your life better and more successful? *Doomscrolling!! The Unabomber died this weekend which is weird because we all thought he died years ago. An American musician has been arrested in Russia on drug charges. The Biden administration has accused China of spying on America from a base in Cuba. The Netflix password-sharing crackdown has turned out to be a victory for Netflix. Vegas residents call 911 to report tall aliens walking around their backyard and we now have audio and possibly video from the night of the incident. Trump says his indictment over the mishandling of classified documents is a witch hunt and asks supporters for money. Connor McGregor sent the Miami Heat mascot to the hospital after a half-time show gone wrong. The missing mother of two from Minnesota has been found dead after a two month search and her ex boyfriend has been arrested. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to leave a review, tell a friend, and check out all of our links below. We would love to have you be a part of the show every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:24.0	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:35.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun.
0:48.0	Yo!
0:51.0	Well, Snowcone just gave us some information. He said that you do an interview with your son after every birthday.
0:56.0	Yeah, we just started this year. I thought it'd be a good idea.
0:59.0	Yeah, it's a really good idea. I mean, he could use a better interviewer, but...
1:03.0	You knew something, you knew something, and he wasn't talking about it.
1:07.0	I'm like, he started with it.
1:09.0	Well, I didn't have time to throw it off the air because the mic just turned on, but that was my response.
1:15.0	Then his dad, a better interviewer than his dad.
1:18.0	Yeah, I mean, someone, you know, more qualified.
1:20.0	Yeah. If you want me to do it, I can do it. It's fine.
1:23.0	Yeah, that'd be great. We'll do it next year. Sounds good.
1:25.0	Yeah, me and him do it.
1:26.0	You could bring in an outside interviewer, and you know, you could have kind of the questions ready.
1:31.0	But would you be nervous about the answers he might give if you're not there?
1:33.0	Yeah, I think he'd be, I think he'd be nervous if it was anyone else other than me or he has mom as much.
1:38.0	I mean, I'm a good interviewer. I make them feel at home.
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