Monday, 05.08.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Would you rather get hit in the face with a baseball or a discrimination lawsuit? *Keep in mind that Lazlo has been accusing Slimfast of being a sexist for about 20 years and then listen to this pickle ball conversation. *Why are there so many for fights at school? Teachers and administrators from around the country have been reporting spikes in the number of fights between students and attacks on faculty members. *Doomscrolling!! How's Jamie Foxx doing? An SUV plowed into a crowd of people near a bus stop, killing 8. Another weekend, another mass shooting. Trump did not testify in his own defense but he didn't help himself out either. Tiger Woods is being sued by an ex girlfriend and the story is crazy. *A man woke up in his hotel room to discover the hotel manager sucking on his toes. *Bob Huggins uses a homophobic slur twice during one radio interview. *The man who saved the baby stroller from getting run over now has a job with Slimfast. *Have you ever been a dishwasher at a restaurant and did you ever eat the "leftovers"? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. How was your weekend? |
| 0:54.0 | It wasn't bad. |
| 0:55.0 | No. No. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:58.0 | Did you, your baseball fan? |
| 0:59.0 | Did you see Yarbro getting hit with that pitch? |
| 1:02.0 | I was in a game. |
| 1:03.0 | The low-king game. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay. |
| 1:06.0 | Which was fun. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah. |
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