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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Monday 05/06/19

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 165 minutes

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0:00.0

Podcasting now.

0:02.0

Thanks for downloading this podcast

0:05.0

of the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.

0:08.0

Finally saw Avengers, I felt like I was ashamed into seeing it because I was the only person on the planet

0:13.0

that I hadn't seen it. Right. Well it made $2 billion in 11 days. Yeah, pretty.

0:19.1

The previous movie to reach $2 billion was Avatar and it took like 46, 47 days to get there.

0:26.0

Pretty impressive, it was really fun.

0:27.7

There was a kid behind me, a child behind me that just kicked my chair for three and a half

0:31.3

hours.

0:32.3

Well they were probably like, hey, this doof is saw it on the second weekend,

0:36.0

Bisha saw it on the first.

0:37.4

Where the professionals go.

0:39.4

And so then I'm left, so this kid is kicking my chair.

0:41.9

I'm like, hey, can you not kick my chair right I said it like 15 times throughout the movie

0:46.5

Oh, worst movie experience I've ever had wow. Wow, you actually said something. Yeah, of course

0:51.0

That's surprising get a handle on your kid.

0:54.0

And the parents just sat there like dumb asses.

0:56.0

I'm like, parent your kid, you jackass.

0:58.0

Like, do something, your little snot-no son-of-a-bitch kid is kicking the chair ruining my movie experience

1:06.0

like do something about it that would be the worst they just sat there so dumb yeah I'm like

1:10.6

well my options are I can go complain to the movie theater.

1:13.6

Well you gotta fight the kid.

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