Monday, 04.17.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Yo! How was your weekend? Slimfast watched Nick hit two slot machine jackpots on Saturday and Lazlo wants to know whether he was happy for his friend or jealous. Lazlo wrecked Gyro's new car two months before his sixteenth birthday. Ouch. *Vegas, food trucks, and your mom. They all used to be way cooler before they got so damn popular. *Does Uber charge you more when your phone battery is about to die? There may be some evidence to this old rumor after all. *Doomscrolling!! Our hometown of Kansas City has been making national headlines for all the wrong reasons. A substitute teacher organized a classroom right club at a middle school. An adult slapped a student during career day and people can't wait to defend the adult. *Lazlo's kid wants to run for stufent council but was told he's not allowed because he once got in trouble at school. *Six female teachers across America were arrested in a two-day span for inappropriate sexual contact with students. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links and don't forget to join us live every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlos begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! What's going on, my man? Not much, how are you? Monday. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, it is. Nights are out at least. Yeah, it's such a shame. |
| 0:55.0 | It was kind of day before freezing. Well Saturday just rained, it sucked. |
| 0:59.0 | Did you do anything fun this weekend? That's baseball and that was it really. |
| 1:03.0 | I got to see you on Saturday. No, we did toxic and problematic with Nick Wright. |
| 1:07.0 | That was fun. That was a surprise. Yeah. Didn't know that that was going to happen until... |
| 1:13.0 | Well, he texted on Friday night and said, did you guys not see my last text? |
| 1:18.0 | I didn't see it personally. I saw the text that you sent literally right before that. |
| 1:23.0 | Didn't see the one that you sent right under it somehow, which is an important one, which is like, I'm in town basically. |
| 1:27.0 | I didn't see it either, so I don't know why that happened. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah, so I was like, no, obviously I would have said something. |
| 1:32.0 | And I just jokingly was like, you know, well great, you can come do the podcast. |
| 1:35.0 | Perfect, what time? So we have to have Nick come in and do the podcast. |
| 1:39.0 | We didn't hear it. You can download it where all your favorite podcasts reside. |
| 1:44.0 | Yep. And I did get texts and messages from people who just were saying like, oh my God, I get in the car. |
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