Monday, 04.10.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
What a day! Lazlo got Gyro a car and Slimfast seems to be the most excited. Everyone remembers their first car, Slimfast says it was the greatest period in his life. *Now we just have to make sure we go over all the items that internet claims should be in every automobile. *Did your parents or friends parents have any bizarre rules when you were a kid? My mom wouldn't let me watch Guns & Roses videos. *Doomscrolling!! Looks like Tennessee will probably bring the expelled Democrats back. A federal judge in Texas revoked FDA approval of mifepristone. The DOJ is investigating how piles of classified US intelligence information ended up on Discord. Loris Vallow is in court but they're only allowing audio to be recorded. The Mario movie made more money in one second than most of us will in a lifetime. The missing Minnesota mother is still missing, and police want your help. *The Bud Light backlash keeps rockin and a'rollin' a week later. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and all our links. We'd love to chat with you after hours on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and you can watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everyobdy Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazla has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! What's going on my friend? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great! |
| 0:52.0 | Good, glad to hear it. |
| 0:53.0 | Did you have a nice Easter? |
| 0:54.0 | I did, balloon man day. |
| 0:57.0 | It was nice, it was peaceful. |
| 0:59.0 | I got all my brothers texted me Saturday night for one and the other Sunday morning. |
| 1:05.0 | Are we doing anything? |
| 1:06.0 | Should we be doing something for Easter? |
| 1:08.0 | And I said, moms at out of town, she's in Wichita. |
| 1:11.0 | And they were like, oh, okay. |
| 1:13.0 | So then I thought, am I supposed to offer, like do you guys want to get together? |
| 1:17.0 | And I thought about going out and I was like, can you go out on Easter Sunday? |
| 1:20.0 | I know you can go out on all the other holidays. |
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