Monday, 02.27.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Winter is officially winding down because spring training is here. Even if you're not a baseball fan, you have to be happy about spring. If you are a baseball fan, how do you feel about the new rules? *Are Joe Rogan and Brittnay Mahomes beefing? I don't think what Rogan said was unreasonable, but you be the judge. *Why are there so many Yellowstone spin-offs? Do you have to watch them in order? Do you have to watch them at all? *Doomscrolling!! If the White House gets its way, you might have to actually see a doctor to get your prescription. The Colorado deputy who shot and killed an unarmed man was awarded a medal for his bravery. The creator of Dilbert is apparently pretty racist. The US government has concluded with low confidence that COVID came from a lab. Woody Harrelson hosted SNL and it sounds like he's an anti-vaxxer. The toxic waste in East Palestine Ohio is being moved to East Liverpool Ohio. *Over 40% of people say they never went on a single vacation as a child. Lazlo says he went on vacation, yet he never once swam with the pigs in The Bahamas. *Spencer thinks pigs might be the strongest swimmers on the planet. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for all our links and don't forget to watch us record the podcast live every weekday from 2-6pm central at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! How are you, ma'am? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm great, how about yourself? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm good, no problem. |
| 0:52.0 | Good, you look good. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, thanks, ma'am. |
| 0:54.0 | Everyone have a good weekend? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, not bad. |
| 0:56.0 | Anything eventful happen? |
| 0:57.0 | Not really. |
| 0:58.0 | No, it's... |
| 1:00.0 | It was nice outside today. |
| 1:02.0 | I actually got to go outside and hit a baseball round, which is nice. |
| 1:04.0 | I was going to say it's... |
| 1:06.0 | Right, beautiful today. |
| 1:07.0 | It's like what's today, the 27th, it's almost spring. |
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