The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

What's going on, ma'am?

Not much, how about you?

I'm great.

Yeah?

Pretty good day, huh?

Yeah, not bad.

Not too shabby.

Congratulations.

Well, you know, I don't congratulate me.

I didn't do anything.

No, I don't know.

You probably lifted your feet off the chest.

There were definitely some superstitions.

All those superstitions and rituals going on.

You were before.

You act all weird.

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