Monday, 02.06.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Did you have a good weekend? Did you find yourself feeling lost and confused by the lack of football? What the hell do people do with their free time now? Watch basketball? *The Idaho murder suspect is already receiving love letters from a "fervent admirer". There's actually a name for this and a few theories about the possible causes. "Lack of a father" tops that list on Wikipedia. *The Grammys were last night! Or at least I think they were last night. Let's recap the night's biggest winners and sorest losers. *Doomscrolling!! After Slim's attempts to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon with his .22 failed, Biden sent a pro to finish the job. The Kelce brothers are facing off in the Super Bowl and everyone wants to know who their parents are rooting for. The coast guard rescued the guy who left a dead fish on the porch of the Goonies house and that's a fact. An elderly cleaning woman locked herself in a courthouse holding cell and was stuck there for three days. *What would you do if you found a plastic bag sitting on the street containing $15k in cash? Damn right, you'd keep it. *Your grandma put that loofah on top of her car because she's a freak in the sheets. *How much would you pay to never have allergies again? What about never getting another zit? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for all our links. We'd love to see you on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and you can watch us record the podcast every weekday at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:51.0 | How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | Good, how are you? |
| 0:53.0 | Do you have a good weekend? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I did absolutely nothing. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, me too. |
| 0:58.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:59.0 | I think pretty much nothing. |
| 1:00.0 | Yesterday for sure nothing. |
| 1:01.0 | I kept thinking that in the back you might keep thinking, oh, there's a game. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, no, no game. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh wait, is there something else? |
| 1:07.0 | I completely forgot about the flag football thing. |
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