The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

What's going on, man?

Nothing. How are you?

I'm good.

Hey, I did one of your favorite things today.

I thought about you. I looked at porn while you were driving oh no oh i've never really done that i don't think oh

i'm not opposed to i mean i've watched football while driving so i just never like what do you

you know like at a stoplight or yeah but you're just for fun like when i look at porn i'm i have an angle

well the yeah just i guess it's just for fun but it's just to get your get the juices

flowing i see yeah no okay sorry i just assumed that's what you met i played pickleball

oh he played pickleball i haven't played pickleball in a long time i don't play pickleball

well you know i go to the gym twice a week whether i want to or not but um the year i was off school today why it doesn't matter

okay they're going out of town oh okay that's right yeah yeah yeah and he had to ask like you know

he had to get special permission and he did it a long time ago and i didn't know

exactly when we were leaving okay so it's not weather related i thought like maybe was weather

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