MON PT 4: JLR is looking for a new fiberoptic Christmas tree

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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JLR's family is looking for a new fiberoptic Christmas tree. A Cinnabon employee got fired after she hurled racial slurs at a Somalian couple.

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0:00.0	They don't be confused by the helmets.
0:03.0	They don't play football, but they are special teams.
0:07.7	Welcome back to Rover's morning glory.
0:25.8	Chizzy is coming up in a few minutes.
0:27.1	What do you have on the way, do you?
0:28.5	You know, I love the holidays.
0:29.9	It's my favorite time of year.
0:33.8	I have a checklist of things for the month of December.
0:36.1	How many of these things will you do this month?
0:38.1	I bet you don't do any of them, Rover. I'm curious to see how many of these things that you do.
0:44.2	Brandon, you're on Rover's morning, Lori. Good morning, Brandon.
0:48.8	Yo, Rover. Hey, what's happening? Hey, I didn't want to, I didn't want Duggy to rub it in, but if you remember, she made the wrong bet yesterday.
0:57.9	She made a two-pick parlay.
0:59.9	She had to avoid her, her bet, which took away a couple dollars.
1:05.0	So Dugie has nothing left.
1:06.8	Oh, so you, oh.
1:08.5	I don't know about that.
1:09.3	I did have nothing in my account, but all right, guy, hang up. Okay, so zero dollars. She should end zero as well. All right, so I beat her. Okay, thank you, Brian. They didn't. And I don't have 70s. I thought I did it so I have 69 cents left because I knew Snits was going to try. Yeah. This was going to try and end with $4.20 or, you know, 60.
1:32.3	If he's always doing that $4.20, is he a pot smoker or not?
1:36.2	No, no, he would never admit to such a thing. Of course not.
1:40.3	All right, just wondering how that works.
1:44.1	Bobby Bucket. What makes me think I'm just going to regret this? All right, just wondering how that works.
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