MON PT 3: Vabbing and washing your hands before using the restroom

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Motorboating scandal continues. Getting a man to be wildly obsessed with you by "vabbing." Washing your hands before you use the restroom.

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0:00.0	Never pee on an electric fence.
0:04.1	Don't kick a hornet's nest and don't even think about farting in church.
0:09.0	But if you do, get it on video and send it to us.
0:13.3	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
0:17.8	Shizzy coming up in a few minutes.
0:19.4	What do you have on the way, do you see?
0:21.0	Tiger Woods makes it official. I'll give you more details on what he's out and about doing coming up next.
0:29.0	Dean. You're on Rover's morning, glory. Good morning, Dean.
0:35.1	Hey, good morning. I feel bad for Crystal.
0:42.3	And I think the only way Skinny's going to get over this is he's going to have to come in studio.
0:49.8	Has Jeffrey motorboat his balls just so he can be on the even playing field with Crystal.
0:52.3	Yes, you know, I agree.
0:55.9	And then Crystal would have, you know, she would have every right to be upset at him.
0:57.9	You're right, it would even out the playing field.
1:01.2	Jeffrey, can you save their relationship by motorboating Skinny's balls?
1:03.0	No.
1:05.6	That's something I will not do.
1:07.6	In order to save this relationship.
1:11.4	That's, I apologize to him.
1:16.7	I told him what he needs to do, but that's, that's crossing the line, my friend.
1:18.3	Tony, you're on Rover's morning, Glory.
1:19.1	Good morning, Tony.
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