MON PT 2: Two guys took JLR's car to get washed

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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A catalog cover catches Rover's eye, and he is running out of underwear. What did everyone do for Thanksgiving? Two guys took JLR's car to get washed. Rover tries to steal JLR's car keys.

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0:00.0	Ladies, when you're getting down and dirty with your man, the rover keeps creeping into your thoughts.
0:07.0	Keep going.
0:07.8	It's okay.
0:09.0	Your man's probably thinking about the show, too.
0:12.3	Will we finish?
0:13.5	This is Rover's morning glory.
0:20.2	Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:22.1	The news.
0:23.0	What are you on the way, did you?
0:24.8	The NFL announces performers for the Super Bowl pregame, and I will give you what's going to be happening that day.
0:32.9	Also, there was a mass shooting that happened over the weekend.
0:35.2	And finally, Oxford University Press, they chose
0:37.9	their word slash phrase of the year. I'll tell you what it is next, something that I think I'm pretty
0:43.7	good at. Hmm. All right. We'll get to that in just a moment. Jake in Pennsylvania, you're on
0:51.9	Rover's morning, Lori. Good morning, Jake.
0:55.5	Good morning, Rover.
0:55.9	Hey.
1:04.7	Hey, I just wanted to ask, doji, why is it so awful that Rover says that Ariana Grande's that she's looking sickly, you know, little girls look up to her?
1:08.9	Why is that such a problem?
1:11.0	Because who is Rover to analyze what other people are going through? Maybe she's going through
1:15.6	some kind of health. Who are you to tell his, who are you to say his wife is at an unhealthy
1:19.5	weight who people don't look up to? Have you, people look up to Rover's wife? They have
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