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Rover's Morning Glory

MON PT 2: Rover witnessed a hit and run car accident

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8878 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Michael Jordan's eyes. Rover went to the Inter Miami soccer game. Gia passed her temp test. Rover witnessed a hit and run car accident.

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0:00.0

The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.

0:23.0

Not in the mood for miserable weather?

0:25.8

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

0:28.6

Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.

0:33.1

Rover says he threw at his shoulder while vacuuming.

0:34.2

What a pussy rover is.

0:39.0

But it turns out it was from Terry Doogie for years. Why am I on the show then?

0:42.1

I think. Now back to Rover's Morning Glory.

0:49.6

The shizzy is coming up in just a moment. The shizzy. The shizzy. Well, I can, my voice is cracking because I can hardly contain my excitement.

0:56.8

I'm sure you guys are just happy to be around somebody who was there in the flesh in the stadium and watched into Miami win MLS Cup on Saturday in an incredible victory over the Vancouver

1:17.0

Whitecaps.

1:18.4

I know, I know you are very excited and want to talk about that.

1:23.7

I have that coming up in the shizzy.

1:25.4

Oh yeah?

1:26.1

Yes, I cannot wait for you to put your personal

1:28.6

touch on it. All right, we'll get to the shizzy in just a second. I also have

1:38.6

coming up, I need your help on something. Actually, I don't even need your help. I frankly, I forgot about the help that I need

1:45.8

from you. Somebody else needs your help. I witnessed somebody who needs, I witnessed something

1:54.1

happened to somebody and they need your help. That's what I'm trying to say. That was weird. Okay.

1:58.0

Okay. And then I'm such a bad person. I forgot about it until two minutes ago. I go, oh yeah, I forgot. Somebody needs our help. Tommy, you're on Rover's morning, Glory. Good morning, Tommy.

2:14.1

Hey, Rover. Well, long story short, beginning of this year, I almost died from drinking. And, uh, now I smoke a little bit and I haven't drank since. How did you almost die?

2:30.9

Uh, I went to the hospital. January 25th. I was yellow.

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