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So we got a lot of feedback about something Eddie said and to tell me something good

where he said he took his kids out of school to go play golf.

A lot of listeners are like, you can't just take your kids out of school to go play golf.

Oh, boy.

Why not?

So I am not on either side of this.

Did you accurately portray what had happened? Yes. So what time of the day did you go? Two o'clock. When school over three? Three. They get three 15, I think, to be exact. And you just thought it's a nice day. I'll go take my kids out for golf. Well, yeah, I did. And here's the deal. So I had to go in the school, right, to get them out.

And I have to sign them out, I guess is what it's called.

Two. It's out for golf. Well, yeah, I did. And here's the deal. So I had to go in the school, right, to get them out.

And I have to sign them out, I guess is what it's called.

Two things happen. So the first one, they're like, all right, what are their teachers? I had no idea. I'm like, I don't know what teachers. Like, there are too many kids. Too many teachers didn't know. That's bad look.

I bet your wife knows.

And she probably does.

And the second thing is when I'm signing them out, I see on the sign out paper all the reasons. It's like doctor's appointment, travel. So then I just put doctor's appointment. And then I submitted the paper. And then the principal, this whatever secretary looks at me, goes, are you playing golf today? I'm like, why would you think of that? Obviously, I was wearing golf stuff. So I was like busted. And I told him like, yeah, I'm playing golf and I'm taking him out to go play golf. But I literally just lied on the paper that said doctor's appointment. What was the reaction of the person working at the school? Kind of disgusted by it. Oh, she was? Yeah, yeah. Oh, she didn't think it was funny?

No, it was almost like, wow, he just lied to me. Interesting. I just saw the reason on the paper. So obviously I thought, yes, this could be kind of a controversial topic, but whatever, dude, take him out to go play golf. It's father and son time. So why not put family outing? Ooh, I can't do that.

Father or son time.

Is that something you can put?

You can put whatever you wanted?

It was blank. Yeah, it's blank. It's not like you have to circle a choice. You can literally put, you know, wedding, funeral, birthday. No, but all those matter. But what if it's something stupid? Something stupid. Like, you can put...

And they have to let them go?

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