MON PT 2: MAJOR Drama Over Our Cruise Rooms! + Lunchbox Steals From Grocery Stores + Most Shocking Names In The Epstein Files
The Bobby Bones Show
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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We got information about the rooms we will all have on our upcoming cruise and there is drama over who got the better rooms. Lunchbox feels disrespected and has questions about all of the arrangements. We had a listener ask us a question about something she saw a woman doing at a grocery store and wanted to know if it was unethical. That leads Lunchbox to confessing to a crime. We talk about what celebrities we would be the most shocked by if they ended up in the Epstein Files.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.9 | We're in the middle of talking about the cruise that we're going on. |
| 0:12.2 | And we all go down the same day. |
| 0:15.4 | And then we're all looking at the rooms we're staying in, which I was blown away that |
| 0:19.6 | Scoobo Steve has been on 20 cruises. I said, scuba, because do you mind if I say, well, you're mad about scuba? Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. Scoba's mad he got a room that he didn't want. He didn't want a room in the middle of rooms because he gets seasick, right? Yes, yeah, I was looking for a nice room with the balcony. And I mean, I'm an executive producer of the show and doing a lot of things. I mean, I feel like I should be at least in the same level as Eddie and Lunchbox. Okay. And so he is like, man, I wanted a better room. And so we're having a good laugh. You know, getting a good giggle in. Also, I was amazed that he'd been on so many cruises. |
| 0:55.1 | Like, where have you gone? |
| 0:56.1 | So mostly it's Caribbean because living in Florida growing up there, |
| 0:59.5 | it would be a place like St. Thomas, St. Martin, Puerto Rico, |
| 1:03.1 | all around there, the Virgin Islands. |
| 1:05.6 | That's where we usually would cruise to. |
| 1:08.6 | And so he knew, none of us knew what the room things meant. No, we all got our it's all in code. I still don't even know how, you know what room you have. Yeah, I don't even know. It's in the email. For those that don't know, we're doing a thing called the top shelf country cruise. And there's a lot of artists that are going, we're going. |
| 2:03.4 | And then we got sent all this information. And we're doing another one next year too. So if you didn't get on this year, you can go to the one next year. Okay. It's in that second document that had your name on it. Okay, I see my room now. Go to your email. Yeah, yours is really nice. Okay, so I am in something called, like, what's the nicest room? Pretty much what you're in. They have versions of what yours is. I don't want to say what it is because I don't want people to start hunting you down trying to find your room. Oh, but it's a type of room. I'm not going to say the room I'm in, right? Yeah, but it then leads to people to what level or what floor you'll be on. And what if there's only like two of those rooms? |
| 2:04.5 | Well, no one's yours. |
| 2:36.0 | Yep. Huh. Well, mine, I guess is good according to Scuba. It's more than good. It's awesome. It is? Yeah, man. It's top shelf. Oh. Yeah. And so then, so okay, if I'm not saying mine, can they say theirs? Yeah, theirs is fine. Oh, you don't care about it. I'm very confused. Now, what did you get Amy? I don't know. Did I get the same as Bobby? I wouldn't say yours. Because did I get the same as Bobby? What are the initials? This is bull crap. Huh? |
| 2:38.0 | SS. |
| 2:39.0 | No, that's not mine. |
| 2:41.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 2:42.0 | You got SS? |
| 2:43.0 | You're nicer. |
| 2:44.0 | Mine's CS. |
| 2:45.0 | Oh, you're a step above me. |
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