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The list of things we've been doing wrong our whole life. Shampoo. They say to lather in your hands first and then put it in your hair. I'm definitely, I put in my hand and put it in my hair and then lather it in my hair. Yeah. But you're supposed to lather it in your hands and go into your hair. How do you do it? I just go straight in my hair and start to lather. The only thing I lather in my hands before I apply is like my face wash, but I've never, forever done that with shampoo. Do you know I might wash my face once every two months? Maybe. Yeah, guys. drives my wife crazy because she's like, I do everything to my face. Like, clean it. I don't know.

I don't even know what she does. It's a whole routine apparently. I never clean my face. You have no skincare routine at this point in your life. None. But you wash it in the shower, right? Yeah, I don't avoid the water. Keep it up. No, you don't scrub? Nothing. Just water. I have a really, I'm lucky to have a good complexion.

Anytime I've put stuff on my face, it like breaks it out sometimes. That's my excuse. Okay. Maybe it needs to like, there's a purge situation that happens when you start a new process and it's purging stuff that wants to come out and needs to come out and then you'll clear up after.

Yeah, right now I'm doing pretty good. Okay. My face is good. Stealing fans. They have a summer and winter setting. Oh, yeah, I knew that because they rotate. You did? Yeah, I learned this

clockwise or counterclockwise and it needs to be set to the season because you're going to be

taking cold air or warm air up or pushing it down. Dang, Bill Nye. Dang. That's good. Washing machines. They have filters that need cleaning too, not just the dryer. Yes, learn this. How did you learn that? Instagram or TikTok at some point a few years ago. And then I posted about it and it blew people's mind. Like it's one of those things that was spreading spreading on the internet and especially if you have a front loader at the front there's this filter and front motors get like a weird odor and you try to figure it out and you can't and you're like I'm cleaning the little barrel and doing all the things but it's the filter and you have to pull. And when you do, if you've never cleaned it, it's disgusting.

And you're going to want to gag. And you're going to think, I am a gross human. Brushing your teeth, they say don't rinse after brushing. I have to. You have to. I don't care if it's right. If it's right. What are you going to do? It's wrong. I don't want to be right.

Good one.

So I rinse.

I sucked a brush.

What? What are you going to do, swallow the toothpaste? It's wrong, I don't want to be right. Good one. So I rinse, I sucked a brush.

What?

That's weird.

Why?

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