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🗓️ 29 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Come on, Bobby. |
| 0:07.9 | Transmitting across America. |
| 0:10.1 | This is the Bobby Ball Show. |
| 0:14.7 | Let's go. |
| 0:15.5 | I hope you had a great weekend. |
| 0:17.3 | Welcome to Monday show. |
| 0:18.6 | Morning. |
| 0:39.5 | All right, let's do get to know you Monday. The question is, if you could completely get rid of one month out of the entire year, what month would it be in why? You eliminate one month. I'll go first. You can pick mine if you want. It's not mine. I don't own it, but I'm going to go January, month more now. It's kind of the no man's month when it comes to that. I hate cold weather. |
| 0:40.5 | Because some in December where we live, you can still do some stuff outside for like part |
| 0:44.7 | of the month. |
| 0:45.6 | And then February, like the back end of it, you can start to do some stuff outside. |
| 0:49.3 | And with January, college football ends. |
| 0:52.0 | Baseball hasn't started yet. |
| 0:53.7 | It's the early part of basketball season yeah so would |
| 0:59.5 | February just become like the start because you need something new yeah February well just eliminate |
| 1:05.7 | what our earth does in January right go to February go to February yeah I would eliminate Okay. Just because I hate cold weather. And all the sports, it's the worst month for sports just about. There's a month in this, part of the summer that's bad too, but this is good. Amy? Yeah, I'm going to go August because that's the hottest month, I feel like. And I don't like super hot weather. and then, I mean, if I was a kid, that's normally when we had to go back to school. Ugh. Yeah. Sometimes people get married. I like going back to school and I like super high. Outside in Texas in August. And I don't understand that. That's tough. Eddie? Just an example. Let me get May. I've been thinking about this because I want to go straight from spring, March, April, and then straight to summer. Dude, you're getting rid of Cinco de Mayo? You are not Mexican. I didn't think about that. Yes, get rid of it. Let's go straight to the summer, dude. Also, Sikato Maya is really an American holiday. Correct. He's really American. I know. I've never celebrated single-a-mar. |
| 2:02.7 | But it's not really as Mexican as some would think, as I've been told. And it's kind of like just an excuse for restaurants to sell like dollar margaritas. And like, let's be honest, text mix restaurants mostly. Right. Not even real Mexican restaurants. Okay, lunchbox. man I don't to copy January, so I'm just going to move on, |
| 2:18.6 | and I'm going to say April. And that's because we don't, then we wouldn't have to pay taxes. It's Bobby's birthday. I don't care about the birthday, but you'd still have to pay taxes, I think. No, tax day is in April, man. But then how would you have roads and police and firefighters? Oh, wow. |
| 2:32.4 | And how would you at? |
| 2:33.1 | Schools. |
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