I don't want to set the world on my earth.

I just want to start All right guys, welcome to the racist show.

Sorry for the delay and I thought I'd just play a little bit of music.

I mean, it is Labor Day and I mean, it has been an insane yesterday and today just like really weird things.

So funny story we're all putting together this Shadowgate thing so we step out to have a cigarette

and some coffee and it's hot supposedly well whatever anything's hot if you've ever lived in North Dakota that's

so but anyway sitting outside I have a coffee that was made so perfectly.

It was the first time Duncan and gotten the ratio of cream and coffee,

so perfect. It was like, bless that man's hands.

And I was really looking forward to it.

So I'm standing there and I'm having a conversation and

one of the people in the group says something.

I was like, oh my gosh, so ready.

So I take a big swing from my straw in a covered cup.

And yellow jacket and my straw my tongue was stung. Swollen tongue, half of it. I was dribbling, it was so hilarious, okay? It was so painful, right, but hilarious and then like 15 minutes later.

I don't know if it was a bee or a yellowjack.

I spit out a stinger later.

My tongue was huge.

Obviously, everyone there was laughing. Goes back to an old story that I can't talk about on air

where not talking responding was a thing so it's an inside joke. So that happened. And then today, as this

storm has taken over my city, I live very high up in this skyscraper and my daughter comes in and she's like,

hey mom, I hear water. I was like, well, I didn't wake up earlier this morning and put on any

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