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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Moms on Parade (with Jackie Hoffman)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Legendary actress Jackie Hoffman (Feud, Difficult People, Fiddler on the Roof) joins Tom and Julie for a salute to moms, including the Texas mom who hired a hitman to kill her daughter's cheerleading rival, the Pennsylvania mom who deep faked her daughter's cheerleading rivals to frame them for vaping and sexting, the mom in the Enjoli perfume ads, cheesecake mom, Anne Ramsey, and more! Plus horse names, boat names, prog band The Mizzenmast, Columbo at Mar-a-Lago, marbles, Don Rickles, Yiddish curses, and Brett tells a story about the time he screwed up his Jeopardy audition. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *Interflora Mother's Day Commercial *Texas mom accused of hiring hitman to kill cheerleading rival *Cheerleader’s Mom Allegedly Made Deepfakes of Teammates *Enjoli Perfume Ad *Cheesecake Mom *CD-i Infomercial "Little Timmy & The Wrong Button" *Throw Momma from the Train LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

forever

0:03.8

That's why God made horse races because there's something for everybody. I've never heard that

0:11.4

What's that for you? Were you a were you a bookie for a moment?

0:15.9

Was I a bookie for now? I

0:19.0

I'm not working gambling for quite a while

0:21.9

I've you're like I got the horse right here his name is Paul rever I got my big score and then I got out and

0:30.6

Going to go one more time back to the track one million dollars on bet on what what's the horse's name? We're gonna bet on

0:39.3

Charlie oh

0:41.9

Gonna say like giddy up or something. No Charlie horse. I thought they oh Jesus

1:00.1

double-clay

1:03.8

double-clay

1:05.8

double-clay

1:10.2

double-clay

1:12.2

down

1:13.2

Charlie

1:17.2

Charlie

1:21.0

Aren't there names like full sentences or turns of phrase that don't make any sense for horse names? Yeah, like

1:28.0

Take a left on Avenue way or something. I don't know. What are some dumb horse names? Let's say

1:34.7

dumb horse names

1:38.9

And it comes right up dumb race horse names. Let's see

1:44.4

Yeah, Odacious Tatas. No

1:49.1

Yeah

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