Hello to all the sacks of meat floating around the universe.

It's beautiful, anonymous, one hour, one phone call, no names, no hold spark.

I'd rather go one on one.

I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.

Hi everybody, it's Chris.

Before we even started today, I just had to thank everyone who came out to beautiful

conanomists.

I was hoping it would be a really fun, beautiful thing for our community.

I know on my end it was and I hope that if you're out there and you showed up, that it was

that for you as well.

We raised a whole bunch of money, a few thousand bucks for the Make-A-Wish Foundation,

did new calls, hung out at comedy shows and dance parties and men.

Thanks to everybody who showed up, thanks for supporting the show, thanks to everybody

who bought those donation tickets for the waffle breakfast and so sincerely thankful

to everybody who came and was a part of it.

Just got off the phone with the caller you're about to hear and I'm in nowhere to begin.

First of all, the caller's background is very tumultuous by most of our standards.

The caller has had a sexual reawakening.

Granted, I want to put it out here right now.

If you don't want to hear graphic sexy talk, this one might not be the one for you.

You're probably going to hit pause a couple times.

Maybe walk away.

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