Mommy Knows Best

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

Design, News, Entertainment News, Education, Self-improvement, Personal Journals, Arts, Society & Culture

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage everyone and is always right. Another Stoner gets your hosts talking High Design, and they share what they got up to on 4/20. Plus, they chat tennis, the show Beef, weddings, ear seeds, and dog training in an effort to sober Tizzle up for her big meeting today. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsor for making this episode possible: Athletic Greens — Go to athleticgreens.com/STONED for a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus.
0:04.5	Wait, are we live?
0:06.1	And that's my mom, Tish.
0:13.1	Sorry, she's stoned.
0:15.1	Huh.
0:21.6	Why do you look all sleek and like?
0:24.3	Uh, what greasy is the right word?
0:27.8	We talked about this this morning.
0:29.6	No water, no shower, no wash hair since Thursday.
0:33.7	Why?
0:34.7	Well, OK, I already explained this to one human today.
0:39.3	Got my hair colored on Thursday.
0:41.8	And you know, like when you get your hair color,
0:43.4	you try really hard to like wait as long as possible to wash.
0:46.3	Yes.
0:47.1	Because I love to like really let it marinate, you know what I mean?
0:51.0	So I haven't washed it.
0:52.0	And I was like, I'm going to wait to the last minute,
0:53.8	get up in the morning, wash it before I start podcasting.
0:56.4	Then I woke up to no water today, which you know,
0:58.6	because I called to tell you this earlier.
1:00.1	I thought you washed it and then I got it all slicked back
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