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Sorry We're Cyrus

Mommy Knows Best

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

News, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement, Entertainment News

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage everyone and is always right. Another Stoner gets your hosts talking High Design, and they share what they got up to on 4/20. Plus, they chat tennis, the show Beef, weddings, ear seeds, and dog training in an effort to sober Tizzle up for her big meeting today. Enjoy! 

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0:00.0

Hey y'all. I'm Brandy Cyrus. Wait, are we live? And that's my mom, Tish.

0:13.0

Sorry, she's stoned.

0:19.3

Why do you look all sleek and like?

0:24.7

Uh, what greasy is the right word.

0:27.7

We talked about this this morning.

0:29.6

No water, no shower, no wash hair since Thursday.

0:33.6

Why?

0:34.6

Well, okay, I already explained this to one human today. Got my hair colored on Thursday. And, you know, like, when you get your hair color, you try really hard to, like, wait as long as possible to wash. Yes. Because I love to, like, really let it marinate. You know what I mean? So I haven't washed it. And I was like, I'm going to wait to the last minute, get up in the morning, wash it before I start podcasting. Then I woke up to no water today, which you know, because I called to tell you this earlier. I thought you washed it and then I got it all slicked back and beautiful because it looks great. Now, you know, it's funny. Okay, so I learned, I've learned this. I think it's a lot easier for people with dark hair to rock the dirty hair and to rock the slick back trend. Agreed.

1:18.4

So Chelsea, my bestie Chelsea did my hair this time. And she did like my root color like a little bit darker than what I normally do.

1:28.6

And I feel like right here, like my hair looks pretty dark.

1:30.9

But I got to say, because she did that, I feel like you can't really tell how dirty it is.

1:35.6

Wait, so you had this done even though you did it in L.A. not that long ago?

1:41.1

That was two months ago.

1:42.8

Oh, okay.

2:08.3

Two whole months. But yeah, I feel like, I mean, long story short of like, well, I needed a little juggie, but basically Chelsea just like darkened my root smudge a little bit and brightened my blonde, so I have more contrast. Got it. Well, it looks like that. When it's down and done, it looks really nice. it's not so like one, two colors, but I think it looks a little bit edgier and it's a little more me. We used some Suki Waterhouse InSpo.

2:18.8

Love. I feel like everybody's using Daisy Jones and the Six as inspo these days. Yeah, I mean, it's a total vibe for sure.

2:20.0

It really is.

2:22.2

I mean, it's always been my vibe, so.

2:27.3

Oh, it has, really?

2:29.0

I was waiting for that.

2:31.8

You're fishing for that, weren't you?

2:32.9

Totally. Yeah, you know, I mean, weren't you? Totally.

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