Grab your little tissue for a little therapy session. Okay, the reason I was just laughing a minute ago is we look like the grandparents from Willy Wonka because I know like we should like so maybe I'll put my feet this way and my head this way for the episode to be really authentic.

No, what you have to do is go like this. Oh yeah, we need the bridge. Yeah, there we go. So I was laughing about that though because I saw I saw a video this morning and this guy walks in, it's like his, like, roommates. And he has chocolate all over his face. And his roommates are like, oh, my God, how was the chocolate factory? And he goes, call the police. Welcome to disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dana Kathen. Unapologetically. We're here to do what we want to do. Spilling the tea. Babe, you're going to see the power of women, like disrespectfully. And they basically walk through and they're like, four kids are dead. They're just blood in that chocolate at the factory. They're like, wait, one kid survived. What happened to him?

And he's like, they made him the CEO. Wait, did that movie kind of scare you? Little did I know that I would experience the boat ride with the weird colors when I took what I thought was a microdose later in life. Yes, it scared me. Okay, that's what I thought too. That's a horror film. 100%. Okay, I'm glad that I'm not the only one.

The guy that's like popping up every time they film. 100%. Okay, I'm glad that I'm not the only one.

The guy that's, like, popping up every time they open up a golden ticket,

whispering some shit in their ear. What? Yeah. I'm like, everything, the umpalumpas are doing his dirty work. Like, all of it is, I'm sorry, Bruka. Is it Varuka or Baruka with a V or a B?

I think it's Varuca.

Veruca?

Look, she's a bitch, but she didn't deserve to necessarily... Is it Varuka or Baruka with a V or a B? I think it's Varuca. Veruca?

Look, she's a bitch, but she didn't deserve to necessarily get thrown down a shoot of some kind. I don't know. I was about to kick her down there myself. Oh, were you? Okay. I didn't necessarily think it was like death. She was awful, but definitely not, I would say, murdered. So I don't know. I had a real problem with that.

But yeah, it was scary.

Augustus, what did he do?

Just be sweet.

He just wanted to eat all the chocolate. would say murdered. So I don't know. I had a real problem with that. But yeah, it was scary.

Augustus, what did he do? Just be sweet. He just wanted to eat all the chocolate. Also, newsflash, kids like chocolate. They like candy. So if you bring, like, what is he, what is that symbolism for gluttony? Like, this is a biblically accurate movie? I don't know. I just, I feel freaked out, but do you relate to what I'm saying about that weird boat ride part? It's like, you experience it later when you do drugs. Oh my God, when he's like, it starts to yell and get mad and more like Willy Wonka just starts to really fucking lose it on that boat ride and I hated it. And also, should we should watch that? Maybe we should do for Autumn Club. Did you? I haven't seen it maybe since I was a kid. Yeah, we put it on and it was real nightmare shit. How'd that one bitch turn into a blueberry? What was she doing? Because she never stopped chewing gum. She was the one that was always chewing gum. Remember she puts it behind her ear? Wait, that's, but then, but okay, so she's just not supposed to not supposed to eat it and she eats the gum and I, I really have not seen it since I was a kid. I don't remember exactly how she turns into a blueberry. Did she deserve that either? And like, what happened to her? I just want to try that wallpaper. Oh my God. Now, communal wise, communal wise, if you had gone to the factory

and you know that other people

had been licking the wallpaper, would you still lick it? Yeah. I would lick it. Yeah. Do you know what I did last night? I bowled and ate pizza with my hands. Yeah. I'm disgusting. Oh, no. NewsFash, I'm disgusting. Guess what? I told you. I also used to put my mouth on shopping cart handles.

Yeah, okay.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Oh, I'm very aware of bowling hands.

That freaks me out. But I mean, I don't.

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