Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica. And I'm Miele. And Miele's Titties are going to come out at any moment of this episode. So if you're watching on YouTube, I highly recommend you go follow us on YouTube, subscribe if you haven't. What the fuck are you doing? Miele's Titties are out.

Give it about 42 seconds. My titties are secured. I don't think so. They're going to come out at any moment.

40% of the days of my life. 40% of a strong 22%. You think my boobs are only preserved like only 22%. I think they're out 80%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And if you're on YouTube, you would know this.

There's a lot of nip slips probably having on YouTube. I know. I'm surprised we haven't been flagged yet. Well, you always said your nipples are camouflage. Maybe you're right.

They are camouflaged. And if David didn't see him when he edited it, we're fine. Okay, true. We need only fans when you have YouTube.

Miele's Titties nipples. We need to have like an episode. Fine Miele's Tittie. Which episode? Episode 45 minute mark.

They have timestamps and the titty stamps. Titty stamps. Good one. Hi. Hi. What's up? What's up? I'm good. Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, Mama.

Thank you. I received that. I. Yeah. It's. What is it? Are like eighth month seventh Mother's Day? Oh my God. Yeah. It's our seventh Mother's Day. Seven. The number of. I don't know completion. Is that I sounded like I was supposed to come after?

I don't know if that's right. I don't know either. Whatever number you're on is the numbers completion. We've completed it.

Yes. Yep. They're alive and kicking. Well fed, growing quickly. And bitch, you're doing a good job. Good job. I can't believe my daughter's seven. She just runs seven last week. And I just. I can't. I haven't fully digested the fact that I have a seven year old. It's weird.

I know because after seven comes eight. Shut up. Ten. Ten bitch. They're going to be. Oh God. Let me stop before I get started.

How are you feeling this Mother's Day? You know, I feel good. You know what it is. Like Mother's Day is cool. But like I don't need to celebrate it. I know that's not like a popular statement. I don't. Like I, you know, I don't want to go to the branches.

I just want to like someone just get me a massage. Yeah. Call it today. Like I don't want to go hang out with my family. Your family. Your mothers of my family. Like I don't. I don't really want to do it.

Like my mom, you know, planning this Mother's Day thing. I'm just like, this feels like work. I'm appreciative of all the other mothers in my life.

It was at the house. There's like at a place. She wants to go all the way to like Orange County. It just seems like a very far. It's very far.

Yeah. Why are we driving for Mother's Day? This doesn't seem relaxing. Maybe get a driver. It'll be relaxing once we get there. But then we got to drive back.

It's just very Caucasian also. I don't really want to go there on Mother's Day. Your dad and your mom loves it. The Caucasian.

My mom loves to go to a Caucasian event. She loves it. She loves to just be the wrench that gets thrown in there. Like, uh, surprise. I'm not white.

But here I am. I can afford it. I feel her. I'll probably do some rich white shit when I'm like, I mean like because like last summer we went to the country club over in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. I remember.

That shit is a white as full as you remember. Like super duper white. And here I am in my thong bikini at pool.

And I'm telling my mom, I'm like, Mom, why are we here? Like, why did you buy a membership here? Very confused.

It's very nice. They're all very nice people, Erica. You know, they guess they're very white, but you know, they're very nice. I'm like, but she's testing you.

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