Mom, We’re Drinking Four Loko
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Juliet’s mom thinks she parties at college too much, so she calls with a very questionable classmate, Skeery.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:07.0 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:09.0 | All right, scary. |
| 0:09.7 | Tell me all about it. |
| 0:10.6 | So Juliet wanted to phone tap her mom. |
| 0:13.3 | Juliet is away at school, and her mom can't stand the fact that she's sending Juliet to such a great school, |
| 0:19.1 | paid all this money, and yet all Juliet does is party. |
| 0:22.3 | So Juliet starts the call to her mom from her dorm room, and then I walk in. |
| 0:26.8 | You walk in. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah, just walk in. |
| 0:28.5 | Let's listen in to today's phone tap. |
| 0:32.4 | Hello. |
| 0:33.9 | Hi, Mommy. |
| 0:34.6 | It's me. |
| 0:35.8 | Hi, Mama. |
| 0:36.6 | It's calling to check in, you know, see how you doing. Did you go see the doctor? Uh, ma, ma, ma, ma, come on. Please, you cannot put this thing off. Believe me, your Tia had this horrible thing. Oh my God, let's, um, just, I didn't want to talk about that. |
| 0:54.3 | I just wanted to see how you were doing, you know? |
| 0:56.9 | You don't play around with these kind of things, okay? |
| 0:58.9 | No, it's not a big deal. |
| 1:01.8 | It is a big deal for the rest of your life. |
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