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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Mom Sex, UFC 127, Acting

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Leisure, Comedy

4.62.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2011

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:19.2

All right, what's up? It's Robert Kelly, doing another, you know what, dude, podcast. I was supposed to get a new fucking song that a fan was making for me but I don't know what happens fucking I could stop email on me so we're still using this one.

0:26.1

You know what dude by Joe Derosa.

0:29.6

Today I got Bill Dawes who actually did a podcast with me before about some UFC, comedian, Broadway actor, very funny guy.

0:39.0

Then we have his friend Kyle Finchham who is a comedian and actor I guess slash actor but

0:49.8

mainly a comedian and we're going to be fucking talking about some

0:56.0

you have see some acting some more shit and see what the fuck's going on we got a big

1:00.6

you have see event this this actually Saturday night in Australia.

1:05.8

What the fuck they said?

1:06.8

Do you do accents, Bill?

1:07.8

I have to try.

1:08.8

Well, welcome to the show.

1:10.8

Thank you.

1:11.8

Again, not that it's a show. pretty much at my apartment in New York which is two doors down from you

1:16.0

And you've probably I used to bang chicks in here from the last podcast

1:19.6

and it's true. They're probably fucking jizzed on the floor more times than me.

1:23.7

I take that back.

1:24.7

I jerk off way too much.

1:27.1

I jerk off a ton of this place.

1:29.1

So I definitely have more juice on the floor.

1:31.2

Has your wife ever caught you jerking off? She hasn't caught me jerking off because I'm a professional.

1:40.0

You have a system. But she has caught me, I have actually a joke of my act about it. She caught me like a week later.

1:47.0

Yeah, I was down in the hallway, you know, I have the downstairs and upstairs.

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