Mom's Got RBF

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week on Childproof’s Parasocial Parenting we’re talking about uniforms for motherhood (Spoiler: There isn’t one.), Gwenna’s pathological demand avoidance about a webtoon, Mom RBF, realistic expectations of becoming an adult, planning for the near future and letting forever take care of itself. If you’d like to influence us email us at childproofmail@gmail.com We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com ⁠Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content⁠ Video version of ⁠Childproof available on Youtube ⁠ Be sure to check out our other show ⁠⁠Founded⁠⁠ Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Raising a well-behaved child in Israel requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:05.3	Today we will look.
0:06.6	No, the f*** we will not.
0:20.4	Hello and welcome to Childproof and Airwave Media podcast.
0:23.3	I'm Gwenal Lathland.
0:24.5	And I'm Tori Phantom.
0:25.8	And we are so happy to hear so much from all of our parasycial friends.
0:31.9	Yep.
0:32.3	We are back with parisocial parenting, answering your questions and hearing your answers to our questions.
0:37.8	Yeah. So if there's anything you want to ask us or want us to know, email us at childproofmail
0:43.7	at gmail.com. We're enjoying this a lot. A lot. That's why we keep doing it. We keep going back to
0:51.2	parisocial parenting because we're having fun conversations with you guys.
0:56.0	So, Tori, how much longer, as we record this, how much longer do your children have in school?
1:02.7	Eight days.
1:04.1	Maybe.
1:05.0	Maybe less.
1:06.8	Next week's their last week.
1:09.5	Five days.
1:10.7	We have five days left of school as we record this, not including the remainder of today.
1:16.3	Yeah.
1:16.6	That's five days.
1:18.3	Are you in that brain mush part where what day is it, what is happening?
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