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🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 126 minutes
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In a last hurrah for Halloween, we're back with a live episode that deals with two of the scariest things imaginable: vampires, and dating in your thirties.
This week, Luke and Andy are sinking their teeth into Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), a Disney Channel Original Movie horror-comedy in which the Hansen kids become concerned they've set their mom Lynette up on a date with man who may be more of a bloodthirsty creature of the night than his dating profile suggested. Will the vampire get Lynette under his thrall? Can noted vampire hunter Malachi Van Helsing stand in his way? Is that a rare beanie baby in the background of one of the scenes? Let's find out! Thanks also to Loading Bar for hosting us for this live episode of Mom Can't Cook!
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0:00.0 | Hi everyone welcome to mom can't cook what you're about here is a recording of a live show that we did this past week at the loading bar in Stoke Newington |
0:09.2 | so this is a long-winded way of saying it might sound worse than usual but it's still |
0:13.9 | listenable it sounds pretty good I think sounds good yeah I mean not you know |
0:18.6 | our isolated studio voices but if you're wondering why what all that kind of laughing sound is it's a live |
0:24.5 | audience. Thank you so much to loading bar for hosting that live show I had a |
0:28.8 | truly tremendous time and thank you so much to everyone who came down to see it it was |
0:33.8 | brilliant it was lovely to see all of your shining faces and truly astonishing to |
0:38.7 | find that we could launch a podcast and only this many episodes in, you know, to have hit home and resonated with so many of you. It's really lovely, so yes. |
0:48.6 | Another warning, being the enormous show-offs we are, we managed to go about twice as long as we usually do because |
0:53.7 | people were laughing at our jokes. What were we supposed to do? A slightly longer |
0:58.4 | episode than usual but hopefully that's a good thing. Yeah hopefully |
1:01.3 | hopefully that's a plus. |
1:03.2 | If you don't want to listen to the whole thing, but you do want to know what your homework is for |
1:06.1 | the next episode, we had it be decided by the crowd as you will hear at the end of the show, |
1:12.4 | but if you just want to know that right now the next |
1:14.3 | decom that we're going to be doing on the podcast is now you see it it's about an |
1:19.5 | aspiring TV producer is searching the country for the world's greatest kid magician but wait |
1:24.8 | there's a catch it turns out his magic is real there you go world's greatest kid |
1:30.5 | magician his magic is real that's the pitch is now you see it |
1:34.2 | find it on Disney plus also for next time I'm putting it out there I want everyone |
1:40.3 | every single person everyone not everyone but if you everyone. |
1:44.0 | Not everyone, but if you feel like it, I would like everyone to have a go at the line from Halloween |
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