mom checks Gen Alpha son's Search History... (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about when this mom checks Gen Alpha son's Search History... she finds skibidi rizz, skibidi toilet, gyatt, mew and mewing, sigma and alpha male tutorials, and other gen alpha brainrot cringe. This gen alpha kid has such bad gen alpha brainrot that he needs to be studied. Try not to laugh, and more importantly try not to cringe at this cringey gen alpha kid storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	Oh, that's my prime delivery.
0:01.6	What, already?
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1:28.3	How's it going, everyone?
1:29.4	Today we got a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who is cooked.
1:33.3	This Gen Alpha kid has so much brain rot that he ends up looking up some pretty
1:38.4	sus-brane rot stuff, gets caught by his teacher, his mom gets called in, and his mom confronts him in front of the entire class.
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