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🗓️ 8 June 2022
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0:00.0 | So Dana, when I was on the road and people, |
0:04.0 | if you've ever been to a CVS or something |
0:07.0 | and my bill was like 496 and they go, |
0:10.0 | round up for Ukraine. |
0:12.0 | And then everyone there lined up like this, |
0:14.0 | what is you rounding up for Ukraine? |
0:16.0 | I go, rounding up for Ukraine? |
0:18.0 | That's funny. I did it for you. |
0:20.0 | Round up for Ukraine? They just say like that. |
0:22.0 | And I go, oh, and then I go, I guess. |
0:24.0 | And I go, no. And then the whole line freezes. |
0:26.0 | David Spade doesn't round up for Ukraine. |
0:28.0 | I go, well, where is it going? |
0:30.0 | You're taking my four cents in like a fanny pack |
0:32.0 | and the Ukraine you throw it over the wall. |
0:34.0 | I mean, I don't know. I'm not fine. |
0:36.0 | And in avocado, it used to be like, |
0:38.0 | would you like to help the children? |
0:40.0 | I'm like, well, how am I supposed to answer that? |
0:42.0 | I know. Not today. |
0:44.0 | You hate kids. Why do they need so much help? |
0:46.0 | I mean, honestly, today I don't think so. |
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