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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Molly Shannon

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.711.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Gelson's half chickens, the SNL physical beating, and embracing bombing as much as scoring with Molly Shannon. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

So Dana, when I was on the road and people,

0:04.0

if you've ever been to a CVS or something

0:07.0

and my bill was like 496 and they go,

0:10.0

round up for Ukraine.

0:12.0

And then everyone there lined up like this,

0:14.0

what is you rounding up for Ukraine?

0:16.0

I go, rounding up for Ukraine?

0:18.0

That's funny. I did it for you.

0:20.0

Round up for Ukraine? They just say like that.

0:22.0

And I go, oh, and then I go, I guess.

0:24.0

And I go, no. And then the whole line freezes.

0:26.0

David Spade doesn't round up for Ukraine.

0:28.0

I go, well, where is it going?

0:30.0

You're taking my four cents in like a fanny pack

0:32.0

and the Ukraine you throw it over the wall.

0:34.0

I mean, I don't know. I'm not fine.

0:36.0

And in avocado, it used to be like,

0:38.0

would you like to help the children?

0:40.0

I'm like, well, how am I supposed to answer that?

0:42.0

I know. Not today.

0:44.0

You hate kids. Why do they need so much help?

0:46.0

I mean, honestly, today I don't think so.

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