4.4 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, one and all, in here, out there to the Lacho. |
0:10.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:12.0 | Folks, I know. |
0:16.0 | There are a lot of reasons people watch this show, |
0:20.0 | but I know, first and foremost, you come for our rock bottom prices. |
0:26.0 | Every episode of the Lacho is 100% free |
0:30.0 | as long as you keep buying whatever our advertisers are selling. |
0:34.0 | Of course, these days a lot of stuff is getting pricier |
0:38.0 | because the new inflation numbers came out today |
0:40.0 | and prices have jumped a whopping 8.5% since last March. |
0:46.0 | 8.5%, that means no more splurging at the grocery store. |
0:50.0 | Instead of Milwaukee's best, |
0:52.0 | it'll have to be walk-a-shaws. |
0:57.0 | Which is, let's face it, not that much worse. |
1:06.0 | How bad is this? |
1:07.0 | These inflation rates are the highest since 1981, |
1:11.0 | and keep in mind, back in 1981, |
1:14.0 | things were so expensive, your cereal bowl had to double as your hat. |
1:22.0 | You didn't crack that whip. |
1:25.0 | You had to whip inflation now. |
1:27.0 | You had to whip it good. |
1:29.0 | Overall, the items hit hardest by rising prices |
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