Mohr Stories 560: Kevin Nealon
Mohr Stories
Witz Comedy Network
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's cards are here. |
| 0:02.0 | 24 cards to find and free food in every pack. |
| 0:05.0 | Choose from a range of cards meals including the legendary double big man. |
| 0:10.0 | Order a cards mill and get a pack today. |
| 0:12.0 | 18 plus UK only with selected meals subject to availability. |
| 0:17.0 | Ends 27th of April app may be required. |
| 0:19.0 | See mukD rules.co. |
| 0:20.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. |
| 0:39.1 | Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:43.4 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:46.6 | Experian, better your score, better your story. |
| 0:50.5 | At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free. Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket. Geographical and other restrictions. Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply. New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at akardo.com. Put your name on. |
| 1:11.8 | Just put your name on. |
| 1:13.0 | That's all I say. |
| 1:13.8 | Be a man or woman. |
| 1:15.3 | Put your name on it. |
| 1:21.2 | Are you going to do Eddie Better singing Lionel Richie? |
| 1:26.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.7 | Say you, say me, stay together. That's great, man. You're such a good impressionist, you know? Do you tell other people when I'm not around? I do. Really? Well, I think everyone knows you do the best walking. On your hikes with real, you have real famous people on the hikes. And Spade. How was that hike with Spade? He can barely get up and downstairs. Well, Spade, you know, people are asking. Why am I shouting is a better question. Who was the least out of shape? And, you know, I'd have to say it was Spade. But who was the least out of shape, you said? Yeah. So he was in shape. I'm sorry, you're right. Who was the most out of shape? Okay. It makes more sense. Yeah. Sorry, I'm not thinking straight. He's always in pain. It seems like that. He wanted to go perfectly flat, somewhere perfectly perfectly flat and so I found a place and |
| 2:18.0 | we're walking and there's maybe a just a small incline he stops he goes are we going uphill |
| 2:22.7 | it's like a 1% incline I said I don't think so man so he went back down that 1% and went back |
| 2:29.6 | but yeah he was but he's fun you know he's funny he really is completely himself but he's fun, you know, he's funny. He really is completely himself. |
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