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Mohr Stories 539: Matt McCusker

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4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week Jay welcomes comedian Matt McCusker to talk about his new Netflix special - A Humble Offering, playing the flute, his former career as a drug dealer, jogging the Southside of Chicago, getting eczema on his genitals, and much more! This episode is sponsored by LUCY. Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy! Go to Lucy.co/Jay and use promo code JAY for 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. 🌐 Follow Matt New Special: A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj Podcast: https://www.mssecretpodcast.com/ Tour Dates: https://mattmccusker.com/ ✅ Subscribe to Jay Mohr for Fresh Content: https://www.youtube.com/@JayMohr37?sub_confirmation=1 🌐 Follow Jay Mohr on all socials⁠⁠⁠⁠ @JayMohr37 ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @jaymohr37 Facebook: @jmohr37 TikTok: @jaymohr37 Substack: @jaymohr37 Jay Mohr Tour Dates: https://JayMohr.com Music: "Rise" by Lady Owl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Put your name on it. Just put your name on. That's all I can. Be a man or woman. Put your name on it. Matt McCusker, what do you think of my new eyeglass frames? I like them, man. I'm waiting until I need glasses because I want to wear them. Yeah? Yeah. I like them. People say, like, you get contacts.

0:21.9

I'm like, I kind of like the swag of having my glasses. Me too. Taking them off. Yeah, I do like that, man. Also, people are like my contacts are drying out. I don't even know what that means, but that always sounds so painful and weird. Sounds bad. Joe, do you wear contacts? I don't wear contacts.

0:36.7

Where are your glasses?

0:38.3

Throw over on my bag.

0:40.2

I don't need them for...

0:40.9

Good career move. Yeah. You're from Philly? Yeah. From like the suburbs, Delaware County, right outside. Delco. Yeah. Delco over there? Yep. Get off. This is my home. What a fucking disgusting accident.

0:54.4

It's the worst.

0:55.4

It is really fascinating.

0:56.7

It's South Jersey, Philly.

0:58.0

Yeah, I still get, like, because we're, you know, I'll be like, I'll be with my kids.

1:02.4

And I'm like, oh, grab the crowns.

1:03.7

And my wife's like, they're calling crayons.

1:05.3

They're called crayons.

1:06.3

Crowns.

1:06.7

My kids call them crowns now. My wife's like, no, no. I bumped up with some crown people. But we were in like Verona, Cedar Grove, New Jersey. He'd be like, well, give me the crowns. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck? Are you, is that Warsh also like Warsh your clothes? No, I don't do that. Warsh, I had a football coach. I'm like,, watch the ball. Warch the ball. Warch the ball.

1:27.6

That's an effort.

1:28.5

Like, he's, come on.

1:30.3

I think so.

1:31.7

Have you ever seen the show? By the way, Matt's special is called a humble offering. And I love, I love when I see the name of a special. and then it's just like the game is

1:41.1

how long into this special

1:42.6

am I going to find out why it's named that?

1:44.3

Yeah, yeah.

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