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🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Put your name on it. Just put your name on. That's all I can. Be a man or woman. Put your name on it. |
| 0:10.2 | Don't push your politics, Joe. Joe's getting racist before we drop. |
| 0:15.8 | Ted Daniels, thanks for coming by. Now we're going to do the fake radio voices. |
| 0:20.5 | Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming out. Rape kitten crawl space do the fake radio voices. Hey, everybody. |
| 0:21.1 | Thanks for coming out. |
| 0:22.3 | Rape kitten crawl space in the morning. |
| 0:24.3 | Our intern, |
| 0:25.0 | Fudgy, |
| 0:25.4 | just a dog shit out of the trash cans in front of a hooter girl. |
| 0:31.0 | A lot of sound effects. |
| 0:32.9 | Dude, |
| 0:33.9 | your specials had over 700 million streams. |
| 0:38.3 | That seems like a typo. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, well, it's so albums, all that stuff. |
| 0:44.3 | I did an album in 2017 called Footprints on the Moon. |
| 0:48.3 | And it's like all about the kids. |
| 0:50.3 | It was, you know, title is from one time my son. He never seemed very smart. But I go, he came in with some problems and I go, hey, man, sky's the limit. And he goes, you know, he may as well have just like you did, taking his glasses off and been like, I don't know why people say that when there are footprints on the moon. And was like jesus girl okay yeah he said that to me |
| 1:11.5 | and i go you got to be shitting me right now there's a there's a brilliance in there that we need to |
| 1:15.6 | unlock there's also a moron in there too because i have i have a boy i have boys and they i'm i don't know |
| 1:22.8 | how my particular sons don't drown when it's raining like it's amazing they're alive alive. It's amazing. Yeah, that's the truth. How old was he when he said that? He was probably 15. Because I think that's about when that album came out. And anyways, it got put on Pandora and it was like, for some reason, just the perfect storm. Sorry, I'm sweating so bad. I'm on crutches and I'm fucking... So the doctor yesterday took 90... I went in post-ACL surgery, Joe, and he goes, it's a little more swollen than I like, we're going to drain it. I went, okay, and I got scared. But then I've had so much mouth surgery with implants and stuff. Kne gives a fuck yeah right he goes you're going to feel a little pinch |
| 2:05.3 | I go yeah down there who cares it's not under my eye socket from the inside |
| 2:09.4 | and he took 90 cc's of blood out and I'm like it's fucking nothing to it |
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