Mohr Stories 516: Pete Holmes

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This Tuesday isn't just Handsome, it's also tall - as Jay is joined by larger than life comedian, Pete Holmes. They talk about flat earthers, ghost cats, people pleasing, spirituality and much more! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to ⁠http://betterhelp.com/mohrstories⁠ to get 10% off your first month. Listen to Pete: ⁠You Made It Weird Follow Pete: On all socials @peteholmes See Pete: Tour dates at peteholmes.com Subscribe: On ⁠YouTube⁠ or your preferred podcast platform. Follow Jay: On all socials @JayMohr37 Visit: ⁠JayMohr.com⁠ for upcoming show dates. Music: "Rise" by Lady Owl

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0:00.0	Put your name on it. Just put your name on. That's all I can. Be a man.
0:04.3	Poor woman, put your name on it.
0:05.9	I'd like to hear about it, potheads.
0:07.8	How the fuck you're going to know how to be great if you don't study greatness?
0:11.3	Look at the game change.
0:12.8	Don't nuts.
0:13.5	Oh, yeah.
0:14.7	You know, you're not a bad looking man, Mr. Gals.
0:16.8	But you are blinds. You are in that chair. There's something wrong with us. Something very, very wrong with us.
0:24.7	Oh, hey, buddy. Oh, yeah.
0:32.4	My man. The pride of... Where are you from in Massachusetts? Lexington. Lexington. Is that like revolutionary war?
0:39.3	Revolutionary war stuff.
0:40.8	Yeah, sometimes I say I'm from Lexington.
0:42.6	You're welcome.
0:43.7	Yeah, thanks.
0:44.4	We lost, though.
0:45.8	We lose every year.
0:46.6	Yeah, but you know what?
0:47.5	You took some of those.
0:48.7	How do we, of course we won that war.
0:50.6	They fought in the snow with bright red uniforms on. Like, they shouldn't have lasted as long as they did.
0:55.6	The British. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They should have lost. They were highlighted.
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