Hello, hello, and welcome back to another episode of Fluently Forward.

Today is going to be a solo episode, which I know we haven't done in a while, because

like, fuck, what can I say, like I'm popular?

No, it's just, you know, I kind of feel like a raging narcissist when I talk at you for

a straight hour, but people say that they liked it and they wanted it, so that's what

we're doing, okay?

It's you and me and all of the people, and today we are talking about modern things.

So, we're going to be doing blind items on everyone in the cast, but I'm also going

to be doing kind of like gossip and lore about the show itself, because I did not expect

there to be so much drama around the show.

And I also find it really fun when I do TV shows and blind items, like, you know, the blind

items, for example, when we did the cast of the office, it's just like, I don't know,

you watch a TV show like gossip girl and you're like, I'm sure they're all, you know,

doing coke in the bathroom and like having sex with each other.

And then you look at modern family and you're like, hmm, are they doing the same thing?

Like, you know, like, is Hollywood still Hollywood when you're applying it to people who are

kind of older and mature and have been around the block for a little bit, so you think

they're not making as many mistakes?

Spoiler alert, they are.

So, the blinds for this one are very, very juicy and I love how they span, you know,

different, well, what can I say?

It's like the show.

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