I would love to see a movie where the vice president of cheeseburgers and a shadowy cabal conspire to assassinate the president of cheeseburgers so that they could become the president of cheeseburgers.

That's where it? We're back.

Hey, hey, you know what sucks?

What?

How quickly your chest become titties.

Like, they just, you know what I mean?

Like, I mean, like, they just become, it's like overnight what once was chest, it just goes

bloop and becomes breast.

You're talking about from getting old or from stopping working out?

Both.

Yeah.

Well, both of them are, it's, I'm about to be 40 and I have gotten out of shape, so it's kind of both. Yeah. And it's like, don't get me wrong, I've never been proud of my body, even when I was in shape. Shame. You know, shame. It can always be better. It could never be worse. I'm the height of dissatisfaction in the eyes of the Lord, so sayeth me.

Yeah.

But I still at least, like my chest still did poke out.

And I was like, well, okay, whatever.

Last night, I woke up this morning and they were officially tits.

Yeah, now, working out

is like one of the biggest scams in all of human existence. I did, but it's, I made it through all 40 years without ever hearing this and then you sent an IG reel the other night and you were like, this will make you want to kill yourself. I was like, yeah, send it on. You know, you know me too well

and it was a smart dude talking about fat stuff and uh he pointed out

people are you know people complain about uh you know you have to run for an hour to, like, offset the amount of calories in, like,

a 20 ounce Coke that's, you know, not a Diet Coke or whatever.

And it's like, it's just disproportionate.

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