Modern Day Grievances

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jason Manford was joined by comedian and DIY chef George Egg, who not only enlightens us to the other use for a trouser press, but also chats about all this: 1 - DIY Chef - Cooking food on stage with power tools 2 - Gym: The struggle is real, even with no weights on the bar 3 - Don't say the F-word 4 - Modern Day Grievances - When Snapchat doesn't recognise you as a human being, people don't wave thank you from their car as you let them past and people overshare on Facebook 5 - Other uses for power tools, like melting butter on a bagel with a hot air gun 6 - Nina from Nottingham's dreaded question about her twins... are they identical? 7 - Marathon story outrage 8 - Temple monkey gets revenge on a tourist 9 - The Idiot Amnesty is open for business with an egg cup reward!

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to fund life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C's apply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Jason, Manford.
0:44.3	Absolute Radio.
0:45.8	We're real music matters.
0:48.3	Good morning, it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:51.8	George Egg is my guest this morning.
0:55.0	One of the best names in show business, I'll be honest with you.
0:57.0	It is, isn't it?
0:58.0	It's a brilliant name.
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