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🗓️ 10 July 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hysteria is brought to you by Smalls. How are the news and your cats connected? Well, let's see. The news in my cats, they just keep making a mess. I don't know. I got to say, the news and my cat are similar because, like, every week or so, I'm like, this can't keep going on. Like my cat's 20. I'm like, she's definitely going to |
0:21.0 | die. And then she keeps not dying. She keeps, she is, I mean, I'm going to be super, I probably |
0:25.8 | won't even be able to talk about it. I'll be so sad when she finally kicks the bucket. But I, |
0:30.6 | you know, every week I'm like, the news can't possibly get more chaotic. And then it does. It's like my cat, not dying. Is the craziness in the world making |
0:38.9 | you just want to cuddle up on the couch with your cat? My cat doesn't like to cuddle. But if she did, |
0:42.8 | none of my cats like to cuddle. If she did, no, she likes to harass my husband. She will not leave him |
0:47.7 | alone. Will not. Like, my cats cuddle together. They won't cuddle with me. I appreciate that, though. |
0:54.7 | They do. They like each other. |
0:56.9 | I feel like my cat knows when I don't want her to be like walking on me. |
1:01.6 | Like if I'm working, she'll come over and be like, hmm, don't mind if I rub my face against your computer, like against the screen and then step on the keyboard and stuff. |
1:10.1 | So like, anyway, the craziness in the world, I think, attracts my cat to try to interfere |
1:16.0 | with my spiraling. |
1:17.4 | Oh, interesting. |
1:18.4 | Interesting. |
1:18.7 | Yeah. |
1:19.2 | Yeah. |
1:19.7 | But, you know, cats are great. |
1:21.6 | Got to have them. |
1:22.4 | They're like these gross little pals that don't leave you alone. |
1:25.3 | This podcast is sponsored by Smalls. |
1:27.2 | If you are a listener |
1:28.1 | of this show, you know my cat has always been fed the best food that money can buy. She's now in |
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