Mock Draft Oscars, All 32 First-Round Picks, and Heifetz's Birthday Revelations

The Ringer Fantasy Football Show

The Ringer

Fantasy Sports, Sports

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🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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The Dannys run the Mock Draft Oscars, alternating all 32 first-round picks while arguing through Jeremiyah Love, Sonny Styles, and the toughest calls at the top of the board. It’s draft philosophy, chaos, and full March football-brain energy. (00:00) Intro (02:09) Mock Draft Oscars (03:57) Picks 1-8 (25:06) Picks 9-16 (49:01) Picks 17-24 (01:07:02) Picks 25-32 (01:27:57) Emails (01:31:06) Happy birthday, Heifetz! Discord link: https://discord.gg/Ge8bbYHrau Vote for Tyler Tanaguchi: https://nurse.org/articles/mariners-nurse-night/#nom Join our March Madness Bracket Challenge: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/tournament-challenge-bracket-2026/group?id=e3c76fdc-8f58-4fe0-9dbe-5154ff72e0b4 Check out The Ringer’s 2026 NFL Draft Guide: https://theringer.com/nfl-draft/2026/big-board#content Email us! ringerfantasyfootball@gmail.com Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Producers: Austin Gayle, Abou Kamara, Carlos Chiriboga, and Cameron Dinwiddie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Your morning toast is shaking.
0:02.0	Because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag a sausage sandwich and a selected drink for 299.
0:08.0	Name a better way to start your day.
0:10.0	Wake up and get that savor satisfaction.
0:13.0	Until 11am. Not on delivery.
0:16.0	Includes a sausage sandwich and a selected drink.
0:18.0	Price and participation may vary.
0:20.0	Attention. Ah, hang on. Attention. includes a sausage sandwich on a selected drink. Price and participation may vary.
0:22.3	Attention.
0:24.1	Oh, hang on.
0:24.9	Attention.
0:30.4	Rail travellers, platform paces, window gazers and armrest negotiators.
0:31.7	Have you heard?
0:34.2	The big railfare freeze is here.
0:39.3	Railfares have been frozen across England until March 2027 on standard class tickets, including off-peak, anytime and season tickets. For more information,
0:44.3	visit nationalrail.co.uk slash fares freeze. Everyone's recording, right? Yes. Keep that in. Welcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football Show, aka the Ringer NFL Draft Show. My name is Danny Hifitz. I am joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Krollbeck, and they're already sick of me, even though we haven't started the show. Just wait. We are doing the mock draft Oscars where D.K. and I are going to alternate picks and do an entire mock draft. And Craig, who was at the Oscars on Sunday, is going to be our Conan O'Brien and literally play us off with music if either of us drone on too long. That's right. I don't think Conan was actually playing people off, but he's pushing the button. For the purposes of this show, he was, and I will be doing that.
1:45.7	I don't know if you guys saw the song Golden,
1:49.8	which is the original song from K-pop Deven Hunter's one best original song,
1:53.6	and they got played off in a brutal manner.
1:56.5	The lead singer girl, E.J. came on and she had like a very nice speech,
1:59.8	and then some other dude tried to speak, and they just blasted them off the music.
2:03.2	Because earlier on in the broadcast, when they had extra time, they let people bulldoze through the music where they kept talking through the music.
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