Mobile Baptismal Pool

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

There is a new mobile service. The newest way to become whole again is to be baptized in your own front yard.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.2	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.7	The subject, it was just a suggestion.
0:13.5	Why do I always hear Carla's voice in my head whenever those words are put together,
0:18.3	just a suggestion.
0:20.2	That's what my grandmother used to say. She used to say, and you won't have to do it. You ain't got to do it.
0:25.0	It's just a suggestion. Just a suggestion. Okay.
0:29.3	We'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now, it is time for the nephew and today's
0:34.2	prank phone call. What you got for is Nev? I feel like baptizing some people today.
0:39.1	You know, I feel like it.
0:40.5	I feel like baptizing.
0:42.5	So this right here, you know, a lot of folks ain't coming to church right now.
0:46.1	You know, a lot of folks at home, you know.
0:49.3	So, you know, since you're not coming to church on a regular like he used to,
0:53.2	why don't we send out the mobile baptismal pool?
0:59.9	The mobile baptismal pool.
1:03.6	I come to you, your yard with my baptismal truck and baptize you right there in the driveway.
1:12.2	The mobile baptismal pool.
1:15.0	That might be one today.
1:16.2	Catdog, if you would.
1:18.7	Hello?
1:19.7	Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson.
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