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All right, nephew, what you got?

Time for the prank phone call.

Shirley, it's time to baptize some people.

It's called Mobile Baptismal Pool.

Mobile baptism.

We come to you and baptize you.

I even heard it and I like it.

You know it's going to be ignorant. You know this. We come in your house and baptize you. That's what we do. Here it is. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson. How you doing? Who is this? How you doing? My name is Brother Springwater, man. Listen, we got paid to actually come by and do some services for you by some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and see

about scheduling and see what you had available. Some services. What y'all plan on cutting

some grass? What do do? What kind of services

you have? Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent a great amount of money

on you. And what we do is we have a baptism on wheels service. And what we do is we go and we

baptize people at their home. And baptism on

will has been, it's a new company, but we've baptized over a thousand people now. We have a

truck which actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we actually come to your home

and we will baptize you in your driveway and make you whole

again so we uh bro oh excuse your brother water brother spring what's your name again i'm sorry

i bring water spring water you want to come to my house and give me a baptism in my front yard

we want to baptize you right there in your drive where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend, what friend will pay for me to get baptized? I've been baptized already, Doc. Well, from my understanding, sir, that evidently you had some bumps and bruises and they seem to believe that you need to be washed and charged again.

I mean, that's all good.

That's all.

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