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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Mob Adjacent with Jeff & Monica

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jeff and Monica get to sit in-studio because they won the Charitybuzz auction last year. They brought with them sandwiches from their deli The Pastrami House in New Jersey. Jacob and Louis give them gifts in return to thank them for being Bonfire fans. | Jay has a problem with the ending of The Man Of Steel movie and Bobby hates it when Joe Pesci tries to act smart. | We all know about Bad Bunny performing at the big game, but what's Kid Rock's competing show going to be like? Jeff Michelson is the author of "Anticipation Day" a science fiction novel available everywhere you get your books! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:06.0

We have...

0:06.5

Yeah, we have very special, very special guests.

0:08.6

Very special guests.

0:11.1

They are the owners of the Pistrami House in Morristown, New Jersey.

0:14.2

They are the winners of the...

0:16.1

What was the contest called?

0:17.5

Well, they charity.

0:18.7

They...

0:19.3

He bid and the highest bid and and

0:22.1

this is the prize

0:23.9

what was the charity was to get

0:25.4

um call her daddy more chairs

0:27.5

in their studio so okay good

0:29.6

good good call her daddy needed some new

0:32.6

stage lights well they could have picked

0:34.4

any other show and he picked ours they picked

0:36.7

they're trying to have fun.

0:38.5

Well, they don't like talk. They like fun. Yeah. You know what I mean? You go over to Radio Andy. No one's going to eat your food over there. This guy's going to keep their buttholes clear. For gay sex, Jacob. Yeah. I got you. Oh, I didn't know if you did. Yeah, unless you don't like it clean

0:54.3

You like the occult the old peanut butter and jelly

0:56.5

Without the jelly

0:57.3

Yeah I got you. Oh, I didn't know if you did. Yeah, unless you don't like it clean. You like the occult the old peanut butter and jelly without the jelly. It is Jeff and Monica Michelson. Am I saying right, Mickelson? Yes, sir. Michaelson, yeah. Yeah, let me help you in there. Hey, Jacob, I'll do it. You just sit there and eat your food. Oh, Jacob just had more food than he said. He's got a lump in his belly right now. I've never seen... Let me tell you something. Jacob had bread for the first time since 87. I've been doing a show for two years. I've never seen Jacob happy. Like, at the beginning of the show. Let me tell you more what I don't like about this right here. I brought in so many delicious, not necessarily healthy for you treats. Yep. And he's, no, he couldn't possibly. He couldn't even take a bite, no way. My stromboli? Oh, world famous stromboli. So good. What about the, what about the meatballs? My mom's meatballs. Mom's meatballs was so good. What about the time I brought the new sub shop that opened? I brought like 15 subs in. Nope. This guy decides to wait till a fucking Jewish sandwich day. Fist fuck his mouth. Yeah. Thick fuss. Fist fucking stupid mouth full of meat sandwiches. And you, I went down. Thick cut, rye bread. I went down there. He'll deserve it. I go, Jacob's not going to eat any of him. He goes, today I am. Today I am. Why don't you save up for stromboli day too, Dick? You make me feel, you know what I'm going to feel? You make me feel like Nikki Dinky to Wendy Williams.

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