Moana 2. The first minor was actually three years ago. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the timeline

that they're following here. Now, we all know Moana and hanging out with that Demi guy, Maui,

and man, they've been friends for three years now, if you can believe that. And things are going good.

Maui's, you know, he's gone and doing his own thing right now. And, you know, Moana's been much respected in her tribe back on the island.

But you know what?

She hears a whew!

She's like, who farted over it?

No, there's no farts.

It's the call of her ancestors, letting her know that somewhere out there there are other ocean people and so

now is her dream her mission to reunite all the people of the sea and just make everyone stronger

and she needs the help of not only some of her tribes people there but also i mean we could always use the help of maui you know

maui yeah you know he's got powers yeah big ass maui maui can turn to birds and sharks and all

kind of things so uh so when maui comes in you know oh hell you know we got this uh but maui's ass is

tied up somewhere and i mean literally tied up upside down by

some other demigod who, I don't know what you. More of a God. Yeah, yeah, more, yeah, more of a guy.

Bitch, I'm better than you. You go when I say you could go. I don't even know why they tied his

ass up. I forgot. But I know they say you ain't going nowhere. Right.

Until you bring Moana to me.

Oh, what are the plans of this nefarious God for Moana?

Will she be able to free Maui so he can get his stick back and turn back into a bird again?

And more importantly, it's a hook. I'm sorry.

His hook, his hook stick.

...