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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2019

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	I
0:04.5	Don't need no fucking qualms from you with your C world feet first
0:10.3	I came in flip-flops today
0:15.8	You haven't washed in like a week
0:22.4	We'll put the flops on the table to just put the socks
0:25.3	Oh
0:27.3	Nice flip-flops, but they've been on the streets
0:29.3	New York, man, he's a disgusting. I'm looking at the bottom of the air
0:32.0	I put his lies in those feet
0:35.2	No, no fucking feet of my slides
0:41.0	Like try to look at the bottom
0:43.8	You're sexy like some sort of
0:45.8	Like
0:55.8	Shit my fucking pants today to somebody dude. I don't know what I had yesterday, but it was making everything liquid
1:03.0	I'm going to the subway to get my international license so I could do Mario Kart's in Tokyo
1:07.4	You can do Mario Kart's on the streets of Tokyo if you have international license
1:11.7	Subway car doors open, right? I try to let out a fart
1:15.8	No
1:21.8	Bubbles and then I know is liquid right?
1:27.3	It's already mad moistened hot cuz it's I was wearing pants as day
1:30.7	Right, he's advised
1:36.2	No, I mean like your bubble
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