Welcome back to another mom-a-minute episode brought to you by your host, Kelly and Austin.

My co-host and my husband.

So, as I already said, this is a mom-a-minute episode.

We're going to just chat about life stuff, not true crime.

If you want true crime, skip over to the next one.

But if you want to just hear us babble, stick around,

because I promise it'll be worth it. Bantor. I promise.

I promise. Okay, before we get into some of our listener ride-ins, there's something that I want to talk about.

Because I don't know if y'all have been following this story on TikTok.

I've been kind of cluing Austin in on it, but Lieutenant Dan, we have to talk about Lieutenant Dan.

This dude's wild. Kelly's been telling me about this and it's kind of bonks.

So if you are on TikTok, then you might already be aware.

But if not, let me just kind of sum it up for you, okay?

So Lieutenant Dan is this kind of homeless guy down in Tampa.

I say kind of homeless because he has a boat and he like lives on this 22 foot

janky little boat, but it doesn't have a working motor.

It's like a skiff.

Yeah.

And I don't know if it actually works, like if it can actually work as a boat, but he just keeps it anchored to this one dock.

So it started out where Lieutenant Dan, whose real name is Joe, but we're going to call him Lieutenant Dan. He kept his boat docked on this public dock in Tampa.

And right before Hurricane Helene, this guy, Terrence noticed him on his boat and he was

struggling to tie his anchor because Lieutenant Dan only has one leg, which is probably why

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