Welcome to the total soccer show in our latest foray into the listener questions mailback.

On this episode, we're looking at the best player never to score a goal.

We're comparing the MLS and Saudi All-Stars.

We're asking if alternative soccer leagues can go mainstream and much, much more.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. It's Mr. Graham Rutherland. The Graham Rutherland's on our show. Can you believe it? Hi, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. The still image of Ryan Bailey for anyone watching on YouTube. Actually, Ryan has been stuck like this for a number of days. It's a real medical condition. and so they've sent him to the Isles of Silly.

You know how they used to back in the day send people

to the seaside to mend them?

Ryan has been sent to the English channel

because he's been stuck like this for days.

It's quite concerning at this point.

Thank you very much, Graham. Yes, if you're watching on our

YouTube channel, smash like and subscribe, etc. I'm in an English location called The Isles of Silly, S-E-I-L-L-Y. Look it up, listener. It's very, very nice. But doesn't like video. They're just not keen on video here, Graham. What can I say? I don't want to give away my assassination cordonets too much, but, you know, here I am. It's such a small location. You're fearful you're going to docks yourself if you turn on your camera. It's possible. Joe Lowry's here, though, from the desert. Hi, Joe. How are you? I'm great, Ryan. It is at times easy to see why the UK lost their grip on almost the entire world because they don't even have Wi-Fi in that nation. So I think I can understand how you all manage to fumble that bag, which, you know, probably a good thing for the rest of us. Yeah. Can I actually say I don't know how Graham is able to do a podcast five times a week? Because every time I come to the UK, the internet is terrible. What happened to this? I don't go to places like the Isles of Silly. I'm in a large city. Yeah, but you're in Scotland. Come on. You should come up here sometime. I'll show you good Wi-Fi. No, I'm fine. Patreon.com slash Total Soccer Show is where you're going to find our bonus content, by the way. bonus episodes, bonus video, and of course access to our Discord server.

All the cool kids are hanging out there talking about the aisles of silly and much more it's just a silly name i like it very much

there we go patreon.com slash total soccer show thank you very much indeed hey joe you ready mail here. What do you want to do about it?

Let's do it. Open it. Let's open it up right now. Ben Kay has been in touch with this question for us.

Who would win in a game between the MLS All-Stars and the Saudi Pro League All-Stars?

Now, Joe, according to global football rankings, MLS is the ninth bestest league in the world.

Saudi Pro League is the 31st.

Saudi has 18 teams.

MLS has 30.

Does that have any bearing on your answer to this question?

Nope, not at all.

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